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THIS IS THE MOST PERFECT THING
Luciano Costa cosplays as Kaidan Alenko at Pax East 2014. (video)
GOOD MORNING TUMBLERS! So who’s in town for Pax?! See you in a few hours. Here’s a quick preview. Don’t you love my blow dryer pistol and hot glue gun? Lol
If you’re at Pax today, be on the look out for Luciano Costa, Kaidan Alenko’s face model, in Kaidan Alenko armor!
The panel can be seen here:
Just had someone tell me they liked me because they’re into “slightly older guys”
I mean I know my twink status has long since passed but that just made it REAL…
Pikachu is loving this shit right now
Vivienne - Mass Age
i’m sorry i was watching this scene and omg jorah’s fucking face the whole time
i think feminism is really great and important but some people on this website use it as an excuse to be absolute dickwads to boys and it seems like they are striving for dominance, not equality.
i am a 16 year old girl
Gotta love Kaidan Porn Week
Here’s a link to a full body version without cheesy dialogue:
DRAGON AGE INQUISITION CHARACTER KIT #3
To Vivienne, there are no impractical clothes, only impractical people. Her magnificent attire is a sign of her station, the jewel of the high court of Orlais where wealth, power, and beauty are inextricably linked.
A thousand arrows would pierce her breast before Vivienne would don beaten steel for so base an urge as protection. If one must wear armor, then have it flatter the form. Hide it beneath fine fabrics more becoming of one’s status, for steel alone will not protect you from the barbed tongues of Orlais.
To dress for comfort or purpose is a scandal—fashion and splendor are all that matter to Vivienne. Shower yourself in gold, let only the finest silks grace your skin, and wear a king’s ransom in pearls and silver upon your feet. Leave the stained tunics and rough cloaks to the commoners and their mud farms–a proper Orlesian climbs mountains in her evening gown, standing taller at the summit in her formidable high-heeled shoes.
Download the guide here
Yessss. I’ve been waiting for this one.